Twitter forces Michael Beasley to go mentally unstable

Yes, we’re behind on this story. After Twittering himself in a corner by posting a picture that very well may contain a bag of pot in the background, Heat forward Michael Beasley has twittered all types of suicidal messages and has checked into a rehab facility. Observations: 1. How did he not see that in [...]

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Celtics sign Shelden Williams, demand plastic surgery

Unrestricted free agent forward Shelden Williams(notes) is about to make $1.3 million over the next year from the Boston Celtics, according to the Boston Herald. The 6’9″, 250-pound Williams, who sometimes goes by the nickname The Landlord, took the court for Sacramento and Minnesota last year and is now taking one of the Celtics last [...]

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

[roundball] A.I. going Greek?

Allen Iverson is so unwanted in the NBA at this point that Greek team Olympiakos is courting his point guard services. The team is offering the 10-time All Star ten million over two years. Even though there is a 100% chance of him staying in the NBA, wouldn’t it be awkward to see him buzzing [...]

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

[death match] Shaq vs UFC Champ

“Shaq texts and Twitters me all the time saying he wants to fight Brock Lesnar. He’s been training for 10 years; Shaq’s probably the only dude in the NBA that can actually fight … I told Shaq, I said listen, ‘Win another NBA championship this year and then we’ll talk next year.’” – UFC Main [...]

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Cavs fail again, Williams gets bow to face

The Cleveland Cavaliers once again fell to the Orlando Magic, this time in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals, putting them in a 2-1 hole. Lebron James, who is often referenced to as royalty, dropped 41 points for the top seeded Cavs, but ultimately, the rest of his teammates are not as good as [...]

Monday, May 25th, 2009