Who Dat you say? The new champs

“Maybe it’s our time.” That is what Saints QB Drew Brees said on December 6 after a comeback win against the Washington Redskins. Well, he was right.
I wouldn’t call that an outlandish prediction come true, but up until a couple weeks ago, people still had their doubts whether the Saints could win the Super Bowl. [...]

Monday, February 8th, 2010

NFL playoffs

We at JockJoose Sports apologize for the lack of NFL playoff coverage. To be honest, we are torn because all of our beloved teams have lost. However, let’s provide some predictions for this weekend to make our wonderful readers feel whole again.
Jets at Indy
Why to take Indy: Peyton Manning. Though not the man in the [...]

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Flozell Adams is a meathead

There are different ways to congratulate your teammates on scoring a touchdown, but this probably isn’t the best way to do so with your starting running back. If this was Brian Westbrook, he may have died.
The NFL is very sucky about having YouTube postings of their games, so all we can provide is this link.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81516a05/Marion-Barber-TD
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Monday, December 21st, 2009

NFL – Tokyo Drift style

Yahoo – When it came to talking trash about who’s faster, NFL rushing leader Chris Johnson won going away Wednesday.
Johnson said speedy Miami Dolphins receiver Ted Ginn Jr.(notes) stood him up when they agreed to a foot race during a summer pool party on Miami Beach.
“We were going to race down Ocean Drive,” said Johnson, [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Chad Ocho Cinco Condoms – Stock up before Xmas!

The most entertaining wide receiver in the game is smartly planning for his post-NFL career with the introduction of the Ocho Cinco Condom. It even comes with a ruler on the box to measure your mettle off the field.

Rumor has it that the following NFL members are also trying to launch their own line of [...]

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Hot fantasy tip

Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe has been suspended for four games after violating the league’s performance enhancing substance abuse policy. While his agent says it was a weight loss supplement, that is neither here or there. Dwayne – you’re either helping fantasy players or you’re not, so right now you are dead to us.
Stupidly, the [...]

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

NFL week five joose

So we weren’t perfect last week and went 9-5 with our picks. But come on…who knew that Jacksonville would explode, Dallas would implode, Mark Clayton would forget how to catch, Pittsburgh would run effectively, and TO wouldn’t catch a single pass?
So here we go again:
B’more over Cincy – Mark Clayton comes back to catch 9 [...]

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Favre rolls, gets some Dome against the Pack

Well, you can give as much crap as you want to Brett Favre, but it looks like he is still pretty good to everyone’s dismay. In a game where Adrian Peterson was bottled up and prevented from hitting the edge, Favre picked apart the Green Bay secondary when it counted.
But then he cried during his [...]

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

weekend joose

JockJoose set up camp at Gillette Stadium for the Pats-Ravens game over the weekend. Highlights included:
*Drinking a dozen beers
*Being called a purple f****t for wearing a Baltimore jersey
*Passing out and snoring
*Penalty called anytime Brady got touched (getting ridiculous at this point)
All in all, wicked good matchup. Just when the Pats took control of the game, [...]

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Weekend NFL Preview

The below is fact. Do yourself a favor and throw down on a 14 game moneyline parlay. Make millions.
Chicago over Detroit – Don’t press your luck Lions. You only beat the Skins. You still suck badly.
Cincy over Cleveland – Sweet start Eric Mangina! Bench Quinn and start Anderson? It doesn’t matter.
Houston over Oakland – Is [...]

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Brady blowoff?

Not sure what the big fuss about Tom Brady blowing off a post game on-the-field interview with Suzy Kolber is. Either way, the argument is being made that he is the face of the Patriots and should live up to his responsibilities with the media. Not true and this is why:
- He is Tom Brady [...]

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

AFC Preview

And on to the predictions for the AFC conference….
AFC East (Tom Brady’s playground)
4. Buffalo Bills – The arrival of Terrell Owens certainly isn’t going to save this team, who fired their offense coordinator just before the season started. Not having RB/Thug Marshawn Lynch for the first for games won’t be helpful.
3. Miami Dolphins – Pennington [...]

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

NFL season predictions coming soon!

One more preseason game to go until you are enlightened!

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Tom Brady not worrying about Rivers/Eli deals

After watching fellow quarterbacks Philip Rivers and Eli Manning sign huge long-term deals worth over 90 million dollars in the past week, Tom Brady insists he is not concerned with his own contract.
“It’s great for those players. They’ve worked hard to deserve those,” Brady said. “Any time a guy gets a contract, it’s a pretty [...]

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

[throwbacks] Herschel Walker Named To 2-Man Bobsled Team

January 30, 1992 – Herschel Walker was apparently worth waiting for. The United States Olympic bobsled coach, Jim Hickey, announced yesterday that Walker, the Minnesota Vikings runner, had made the two-man team. Previously, Walker had been named the four-man’s brakeman, or pusher.
“It takes a great athlete to be a pusher, combining speed and strength,” said [...]

Thursday, August 20th, 2009