[Performance Enhancement] Olympic Speed Skaters Wearing Thongs Perform Better

The Japanese long-track speed skating team wore impressive technologically advanced see-through spandex uniforms. These track suits were paired with black high-rise thongs for pure performance enhancements. We assume the Japanese woman pictured above won 3 golds and broke 3 world records, and now is considered more of an Olympic heavyweight than reigning champ Michael Phelps.

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010