Killer bees swarm Petco Park

Thursday’s ballgame between the San Diego Padres and Houston Astros was delayed due to a massive attack on the stadium by a swarm of killer bees. The ballgirl was to blame as she smuggled in the queen bee in her Padres jacket. The rest of the bloodthirsty bees followed their leader. Surprisingly enough, the bees [...]

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

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Eckstein admits to using performance enhancements

These days, we really aren’t shocked when we hear about a professional baseball player cheating the game by using performance enhancing agents. First Raphy, then Roger, then A-Rod, then Manny…now David Eckstein. The Padres second baseman tested positive yesterday for Flintstone Vitamins, which are listed as #756 on MLB’s banned substance list, right after #755 [...]

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

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