Monday Night slaughtering

And to think the bookies started to tighten the spread right before kickoff. They were actually showing the ‘Skins some respect before their embarassing slaughtering. No doubt that Jim Zorn ran this trick play to rise above his insolent executive bosses and get back at them for two years of mole-whacking him into lifelessness. How’d [...]

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Worst of the weekend

Here are the worst people in sports based on last weekend’s action. 10. Ladainian Tomlinson – You are screwing fantasy owners everywhere. Either play or retire. If you play, stop sucking and resume running for 180 yards and three touchdowns a game. 9. Eric Mangini – You appear here for breaking the final straw of [...]

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Lions beat Redskins for first win in twenty games

Immediate thoughts: – All Redskins fans are looking for a new team to root for – Fire Jim Zorn – You see, Jason Campbell really isn’t the problem – Clinton Portis needs to toughen up and run people over like the old days – If you need seven yards on third down to score, then [...]

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Godzilla Tron specs

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lives by such mottos as “Go hard or go home”, “The bigger the better”, and “The bigger your giant TV, then the bigger your schlong.” Some specs on him new Godzilla-Tron at Cowboys Stadium, which is a Diamond Vision, made my Mitsubishi Electric (by the way, the announcers kept calling [...]

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Return of Pacman imminent?

According to a published report, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently said he’s considering bringing controversial cornerback Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones back, although he calls it a long shot. Reached by the Fort Worth Star-Telegram after the George Strait concert opened the new Cowboys stadium on Saturday night, Jones asked the reporter: “Would you beat me up [...]

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Critics calling for Redskins to lose the name

Last week, an appeals court in Washington upheld a lower court’s decision in favor of the football team over a group of American Indians who contended the club’s trademark is racially offensive. The ruling did not address the racial aspects of the case; the U.S. Court of Appeals issued its decision on a technicality, that [...]

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009