Tiger comes clean, addicted to the butt… Here is video: Critics said: – he a jerk and he wont get a girl again – I think Tiger Woods and David Duchovny should get together and cruise around North America in a convertible Cadillac Thelma and Louise style!….That would be fucking EPIC all over the news [...]
In an astonishing triumph over career-damaging scandal, embattled golfer Tiger Woods won high honors as both the Associated Press “Athlete of the Decade” and Planet Earth’s “Dumbass of the Decade” yesterday – beating out seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong for the former and G.W. Bush for the latter. With his [...]
Gatorade officials confirmed to CNBC on Tuesday afternoon that its subline “Gatorade Tiger Focus” will be discontinued. The decision, they say, has absolutely nothing to do with recent events surrounding Woods, but more to do with a strategy devised months ago to streamline their offerings. In related news, Tiger Woods has been seen desperately searching [...]
Quick hits from the weekend: *Tiger Woods dominated the rest of the world, going 5-0 in the President’s Cup, en route to a USA victory. This should end the flack he typically gets for “not showing up” to team events such as this and the Ryder Cup. *Don’t think this Yankees team is going to [...]
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones lives by such mottos as “Go hard or go home”, “The bigger the better”, and “The bigger your giant TV, then the bigger your schlong.” Some specs on him new Godzilla-Tron at Cowboys Stadium, which is a Diamond Vision, made my Mitsubishi Electric (by the way, the announcers kept calling [...]
Chaska, MINN – The first reaction most golf fans had included the phrases “melt down”, “fluke”, and “major upset”. The truth is that Tiger Woods didn’t lose this one…he gave it away. Not far from Jack Nicklaus’ major tournament record, TW was placed in a unique situation with the leaderboard position of South Korean Y.E. [...]
Odds are in for the last major of the year! Bet all of your earnings on Tiger Woods to earn nothing!
Victory #70 2nd in a row 7th on that particular course Has won over 50% of WGC tournaments (unfathomable statistic) Five wins this year in twelve tournaments (ridonkulous) This was the nail in the coffin In other news, he will be fined for criticizing a tournament official’s decision to put them on the clock for [...]
Please begin to move to your bomb shelters. Stranger things could happen, right? *Pigs could fly *The US could adopt Mexico as a state *RC Cola could overtake Coke and Pepsi *North Korea and South Korea could unite *The Wonderlic Test could be adopted as the new LSAT *The Oakland Raiders will win the Super [...]
Tiger Woods shot a 67 on the final day of his own tournament, the AT&T National at Congressional, to finish at thirteen under and take home the trophy. Sound fishy? JockJoose thought so too and sent our golf correspondent, Putty McDraw out to get the real scoop. “Before the round, I was hitting some balls [...]
SI – Jason Kidd will be looking for one last big payday and/or a chance to win a championship in free agency this summer. TNT’s Charles Barkley, who called Kidd “the best leader in basketball” after last season’s blockbuster trade, doesn’t think the future Hall of Famer can be anything more than a bit player [...]