[fourth down] NFL debate of the week: Is Bill Belichick a dummy?

Bill Belichick made a gutsy call on a fourth and two in his own half on Sunday against the Colts and paid the ultimate price – giving Peyton Manning a short field to go and win the game, which he happily did with little time left on the clock. Thoughts: * Only Belichick would make [...]

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Brady blowoff?

Not sure what the big fuss about Tom Brady blowing off a post game on-the-field interview with Suzy Kolber is. Either way, the argument is being made that he is the face of the Patriots and should live up to his responsibilities with the media. Not true and this is why: – He is Tom [...]

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Tom Brady not worrying about Rivers/Eli deals

After watching fellow quarterbacks Philip Rivers and Eli Manning sign huge long-term deals worth over 90 million dollars in the past week, Tom Brady insists he is not concerned with his own contract. “It’s great for those players. They’ve worked hard to deserve those,” Brady said. “Any time a guy gets a contract, it’s a [...]

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Hush Falls Over Patriots Camp As Tom Brady’s First 10 Passes Go 3 Yards

[the onion] FOXBOROUGH, MA—Excitement surrounding the return of quarterback Tom Brady devolved into mute panic Thursday as each of Brady’s first 10 passes barely made it to the line of scrimmage. “Oh, God,” said Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, breaking the silence that fell across the assembled players, coaches, and legions of fans who had [...]

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Tom Brady returns, women orgasm all over New England

Tom Brady practiced with the New England Patriots for the first time Tuesday since suffering a season-ending knee injury in last year’s opening game. Simultaneously, women all over New England began to feel pleasureful sensations in their hoo-ha’s. Brady, who is married to Victoria’s Secret super-super model Gisele Bundchen, is a favorite among Earth women, especially [...]

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009