Thoughts on Skip Bayless of ESPN

September 18th, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in Gen. Discussion | 500 views

Skip Bayless is the biggest toolbag in sports media. Not only do his opinions suck, but he is a narrow minded turd with a terrible personality.

Fact: JockJoose loves soccer.
Fact: Skip Bayless trashes it constantly like an uncultured prick.

Myth: Skip Bayless played sports at a high level seeing as he talks like he did.
Fact: Skip Bayless never played sports at a high level.

Myth: Skip Bayless’ trashing of popular athletes heightens others’ awareness of him and challenges the norm.
Fact: All athletes (and all other humans) hate Skip Bayless and would like to put a sock in his mouth.

Myth: Skip Bayless creatively challenges the success of others, posing quality counterarguments.
Fact: He is a tool and his arguments are pieces of airborne crap flying out of his mouth.

We very much dislike you, Skip.

Rant to continue at a later date.

bayless dickhead

4 Responses to “Thoughts on Skip Bayless of ESPN”

  1. competitor Says:

    Fact: Skip was initially hired by ESPN to cover childrens Tball

  2. hole in 2 Says:

    i heard he stuffs socks elsewheres

  3. garth Says:

    FACT – skip sucks huge nuts Fact stewart scott is terrible and has a lazy eye

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