Tom Brady returns, women orgasm all over New England
May 27th, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in football, Gen. Discussion, Sports | 153 viewsTom Brady practiced with the New England Patriots for the first time Tuesday since suffering a season-ending knee injury in last year’s opening game. Simultaneously, women all over New England began to feel pleasureful sensations in their hoo-ha’s.
Brady, who is married to Victoria’s Secret super-super model Gisele Bundchen, is a favorite among Earth women, especially those residing in New England.
“Right now, I’m doing everything. Literally everything. There’s nothing I can’t do,” remarked a confident Brady. It is assumed he was talking about acquiring any woman on in the universe.
For your viewing pleasure, a montage of his current woman.
May 27th, 2009 at 10:49 am
does anyone here really think gisele is a real person? i have a sneaking suspicion she is like the girl in SPECIES – you know, perfect, but acutally an alien who will kill you after she takes your pants off.
May 27th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
whether she is an alien or not, is not really my main concern. id fuck her
May 27th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Hopefully Thomas can still throw a football. Joe montana is still the better qb
May 27th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
He’s not engaged to her, they got married in February…where have you been?
May 27th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
back to the future
May 27th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
i love the future, when i can see it in the past.
gisele is the future, today.
May 27th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
i used to date gisele, thats exclusive jock joose info – dont tell espn