The below is fact. Do yourself a favor and throw down on a 14 game moneyline parlay. Make millions.

Chicago over Detroit - Don’t press your luck Lions. You only beat the Skins. You still suck badly.

Cincy over Cleveland - Sweet start Eric Mangina! Bench Quinn and start Anderson? It doesn’t matter.

Houston over Oakland - Is Jamarcus Russell the worst QB in the league?

Indy over Seattle - Peyton’s back must be hurting bad.

Tennessee over Jax - No team with Chris Johnson will ever be 0-4.

NYG over KC - How lucky is Matt Cassel to be making so much money despite being below average? How washed up is LJ (really washed up).

Baltimore over NE - These aren’t the same Pats you’d expect to roll everyone. Seriously, they aren’t.

Washington over Tampa Bay - As bad as Washington is, they at least have the potential to be decent.

Buffalo over Miami - TO’s coming out party with the Bills is finally here.

New Orleans over NYJ - Wait, Brees didn’t throw for a TD last week? Mean reversion theory has him throwing for three against the Jets.

Dallas over Denver - The Broncos are 3-0. One win was an absurd fluke while the other two were against Arena League teams.

San Fran over St. Louise - 13 losses in a row doesn’t bode well, even with a rejuvenated looking Boller at the helm.

San Diego over Pittsburgh - Hard to imagine the Stillers 1-3, but that’s the reality of a tough schedule and poor secondary/running game.

Minnesota over Green Bay - AP gonna go off. Favre may not make many plays this week, but he can still hand the ball off to the most dynamic player in the game.

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