Worst of the weekend

September 28th, 2009 by why be athletic | Posted in football | 238 views

Here are the worst people in sports based on last weekend’s action.

10. Ladainian Tomlinson – You are screwing fantasy owners everywhere. Either play or retire. If you play, stop sucking and resume running for 180 yards and three touchdowns a game.

9. Eric Mangini – You appear here for breaking the final straw of Brady Quinn’s career by pulling him for Derek Anderson, who went on to throw three picks.

8. Penn State – Parlay screwer!!! Didn’t you learn your lesson against Iowa last year???

7. Jamarcus Russell – Really, you played a whole NFL game and threw for 61 yards. Nice 22.6 QB rating…

6. Announcers for the Niners-Vikes game – You need to stop shitting on Shaun Hill’s lack of ability with your backhanded compliments. “Man, for a guy with no athleticism, a bad arm, and very little skill, he really gets it done.” Better than Alex Smith.

5. Devin Hester – Everyone assumes you will be worthless again this week and sits you. Then you put up 76 yards and a TD? WTF dude?

4. Orioles owner Peter Angelos – Ten losses in a row by the O’s make it hard to look forward to anything……

3. Cal football – No words can convey that loss….

2. Brett Favre – You got lucky again!!!! Now Niners fans hate you too!!!!

1. Jim Zorn – In over his head. If you lose to the Detroit Lions, then you are the worst coach in the league and should be fired immediately. Or beaten. Or dropped off on a desert island. Or shot to the moon.

LT will screw you

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